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Are We There Yet (2005)
In order to score points with Suzanne, playboy bachelor Nick offers to bring her kids to the city from Portland, Oregon while Suzanne is away. The kids, who have never liked any of the men their mom has dated, are determined to turn the trip into a nightmare for Nick.
2 June 1951, Wainwright, Alberta, Canada
11 October 1968, Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
28 December 1932, Robbins, Illinois, USA
20 November 1929, Dallas, Texas, USA
June 15, 2005
It's never too early to start that 'Worst of 2005' list, and Are We There Yet? is already a worthy contender.
January 21, 2005
Lacks the courage of its grape-juice-, mud-, and vomit-spattered convictions.
October 06, 2006
Are We There Yet? all too effectively conveys the claustrophobic horror of being shackled in a small space with two whiny, hateful children.
April 29, 2009
It's a waste of time, and a horrendous attempt at family fodder.
January 24, 2005
The gags seem pretty lame even by the standards assiduously applied by most 8-year-olds.
April 19, 2009
With one of the most hackneyed expressions in children-based comedy movies "Are We There Yet?" fulfills every low expectation that its urban target audience will bring to their cinema chairs.
January 21, 2005
How much sweeter Nick's heart-to-heart with Lindsey and Kevin would be if the movie was more than a clichéd journey.
March 24, 2007
This somewhat schizophrenic comedy may be expressing Cube's own ambivalence about parting ways with his NWA inner bad boy and embracing fatherhood and all of its virtuous authority figure dimensions.
January 24, 2005
These kids are going after perfectly innocent nice adults. They are some of the nastiest children in movie history.
September 01, 2006
Are We There Yet? is more interested in crass humor than in creating remotely believable characters that we might actually care about.
December 22, 2010
Less amusing than a game of license plate bingo.
January 25, 2005
A joyless road-trip comedy that's about as pleasant as a bad case of car sickness.

