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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
A teenage girl is convinced that her home city revolves around her until her family packs up and moves to the suburbs, where she must compete with another catty girl to become the most popular girl at her high school.
26 September 1986, Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
20 July 1967, Portland, Oregon, USA
1976, Managua, Nicaragua
5 April 1996, Canada
19 November 1988, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
3 October 1984, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
July 21, 2004
Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die: it's fun to be a Disney starlet
February 20, 2004
The superficial sweetness masks something rotten.
April 09, 2004
A star vehicle with three flat tires and sugar in the gas tank.
April 29, 2009
Though Lohan and Fox are fun to look at, and Allison Pill is adorable, the film is pure mindless, ridiculous fluff.
February 24, 2004
Smug, sanitized fantasy, in which the hysterical blonde attention-seeker, in a succession of sparkly outfits, is uprooted from New York to the boring suburbs and learns boring suburban values like telling the truth.
September 11, 2006
Only the 13-and-under set will buy into the Confessions vision of teen-hood. Most actual teens have already noted the lack of opportunities for air-guitar montages.
February 20, 2004
Sugarman's muddled comedy serves only to drive home the cliché that the teenage female mind is a roiling mass of contradictions and petty concerns.
May 03, 2005
Mind-numbingly juvenile.
February 20, 2004
A movie that -- even by Disney's formulaic standards -- is about as cut and dried as the phone book.
July 22, 2004
...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff.
December 22, 2010
Enjoyable movie about the trials of being a teen.
February 25, 2004
Dear Diary: The truth is that there's nothing much to confess in the made-for-tweens comedy Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.
