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McHale's Navy
We are living here with an adventure that may seem very exciting. The adventure is about Retired Commune Quinton McChale, who decided to retire and spend his days everywhere in the Caribbean in his old home selling eggs, ice cream and old swimwear calendars. The commander may retract the decision to retreat as he learned that Major Vladikov was trying to seize the island of San Moreno and start building a nuclear launch pad. Quinton is trying to stop that terrorist man with the help of his old crew, where things seem very difficult.
7 September 1984, Los Angeles, California, USA
1937 in New York City, New York, USA
12 August 1949, Kenosha, Wisconsin, USA
27 February 1964, Mordiallic, Australia
December 23, 2002
[Trots] out the same tired cliches -- unorthodox heroes, inept commanding officers, officious little weasels getting trampled by the zany crew -- which haven't been funny since...well, ever.
January 01, 2000
Suitable only for movie-goers who have undergone frontal lobotomies.
May 15, 2008
A ham-fisted, fitfully amusing lark that quickly runs aground.
May 15, 2008
This shotgun marriage of coarse laughs and low-rent action cliches is, of course, utterly predictable: Cutting-edge comedy isn't lurking under the corpses of old TV shows.
April 12, 2002
A useless movie. Not funny, suspenseful, moving or even offensive enough to want to torpedo. Just devoid of any conceivable value.
April 09, 2005
The most idiotic, unfunny script imaginable.
January 01, 2000
I didn't laugh once, not even giggle.
November 01, 2004
Tom Arnold is no Ernest Borgnine. A profound statement.
January 01, 2000
Leaky PT-boat of a comedy.
September 23, 2003
Dear God, why?
September 05, 2009
All apologies to the handful of Americans who've waited decades for this big-screen update of the '60s sitcom--the result is both awful and awfully irrelevant.
June 18, 2002
By the end, this soporific comedy makes 105 minutes feel more like a two-year hitch.
