Episode 01: Half a Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree Episode 02: A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog Episode 03: A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy Episode 04: Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker Episode 05: A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy Episode 06: Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning Episode 07: A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet Episode 08: An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House Episode 09: A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby Episode 10: Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage Episode 11: A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs Episode 12: A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture Episode 13: Funeral Episode 14: Memoir